Spook Enthusiast Gifts

"If the normal stuff doesn't work, try reminding him of how little money he's saved compared to most of his peers."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Bad vibes next 3 miles.

"I wish you'd remember your head when we go out haunting..."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Night of the Latkes

Out To Lurch

Ghost School.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"Help, my zip stuck!"

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

Evil Villain.

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

Trick or treat surprise.

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

"I've got to go to the hospital next week and have my ghoul-stones removed..."

Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

'Trick or treatment.'

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

'Would YOU polish your shoes to such a high shine if you were planning suicide, Inspector?'