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"If the normal stuff doesn't work, try reminding him of how little money he's saved compared to most of his peers."

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Bad vibes next 3 miles.

"I wish you'd remember your head when we go out haunting..."

Support Group for a Good Problem

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Night of the Latkes

Ghost School.

Out To Lurch

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

"Help, my zip stuck!"

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

Evil Villain.

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

'This has a great ending...he shoots her.'

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

Trick or treat surprise.

Daily News Headline Dept. A group of Eagle Scouts helped police expose an old building full of phony doctors ... "Crack pack sacks quack shack!"

"That's what we look like naked??"

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

"Oh, I'm sorry, did I ruin it for you by saying it was the butler who did it? Such a good book..."

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

"I've got to go to the hospital next week and have my ghoul-stones removed..."

Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'