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"We're not the type of ghosts he's afraid of. It's ghosting from the person he met on that dating site that he's afraid of."

Night of the Latkes

Out To Lurch

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

Evil Villain.

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

Halloween 2008.

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

Count Flatula

"That's what we look like naked??"

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

Trick or treat surprise.

"I've got to go to the hospital next week and have my ghoul-stones removed..."

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

'Trick or treatment.'

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"

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"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

'Would YOU polish your shoes to such a high shine if you were planning suicide, Inspector?'

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

'I don't care if you only need the eye. You'll have to buy the whole newt!'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.