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"We're not the type of ghosts he's afraid of. It's ghosting from the person he met on that dating site that he's afraid of."

Night of the Latkes

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

Out To Lurch

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'I'm sorry, we don't serve spirits.'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

"What makes you think this could be a suspect package?"

Boy squashed under lawn roller.

Evil Villain.

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

"I'm getting your dear, departed husband—he can't believe you paid forty-five dollars for this."

Halloween 2008.

'What does the Scout manual say about this situation?'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'Spend the night in that place? You guys have to be kidding!'

'Why are ghosts bad at telling lies?'

Trick or treat surprise.

Count Flatula

"I've got to go to the hospital next week and have my ghoul-stones removed..."

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

'Trick or treatment.'

"I'm sorry—the agency told me they'd cleared away last summer's people."

Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"Beastly sorry about all these interruptions."

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK! Oh, it's only you."

'Would YOU polish your shoes to such a high shine if you were planning suicide, Inspector?'

"Outdoor skills got a little carried away this year!"

"It needs some work, but it does have good bones."

'I don't care if you only need the eye. You'll have to buy the whole newt!'

Scary Marshmallow Campfire Stories.