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Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

R.I.P Seth Grimthorp

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

Clown God

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"Housekeeping?!"

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

When clowns are hunting.

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

'Vital mission - movie parody'

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

The life of penguins.

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."