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Tonight... Dine At The Terror Room

R.I.P Seth Grimthorp

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

'Alright, which one of you wise guys pulled the fire alarm?'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

Clown God

"Lori, go ahead and toss in 'Lolita.' Now, what's next?" "We'll need more lighter fluid." "'The Lottery' is devils work." "We must protect the children." "Book burning club"

"Housekeeping?!"

Bingo's Time Out - Part Three

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'Dad, would you ming standing up, then accidentally tripping on the dog and falling flat on your face? I'll try to get it in one shot.'

When clowns are hunting.

'Let it go, will you? -- That whoopie cushion incident was years ago!'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Popovitch, nobody laughed about you until you fell off the ladder and got trampled down by the elephants. I want you to do that every evening.'

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

"What do you mean blood sucking pest? You're the one who invited me into your life!"

"Citizen Kane first draft... Citizen Kane By Orson Welles & Herman J. Mankiewicz Int. Kane's bedroom Kane's old voice Call a freaking ambulance! Rosebud..."

"True, a salary cap on Wall Street may limit the talent pool, but, on the other hand, if they get any more talented we'll all be broke."

'As you can see,we run a completely paperless office.'

What happened when the bond issues failed during the building of the Great Wall of China: The Great Picket Fence of China.

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

"I liked it better when it was 'don't ask, don't tell the New York Times'."

The life of penguins.

'Dad won't buy me a puppy, so I'm teaching him to bark!'