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'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Party Twenty Three

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Eighteen

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

Atomic Bear: Part 22

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

E-Baying @ The Moon

Atomic Bear: Part 21

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Little Red Riding Carpet

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

Batman O' War

"Which one's yours?"

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

'Even More Disciples'

Monster Baseball

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"That was definitely mine."

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

We're With Stupid

Atomic Bear: Part 5

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Seven

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'

A child and his dog