Spoof Lover Pillows

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

"Can I have another sausage Dad?"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

"... And this one needs a shot of vodka."

E-Baying @ The Moon

"A whack, whack here. A whack, whack there. Here a whack, there a whack. Everywhere a whack, whack."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Little Red Riding Carpet

Dog Obedience School: 'I think we're going to have our work cut out with this one.'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"Which one's yours?"

"There isn't a siege. We're all in line for the bouncy castle."

'Look, Bernie, all I'm saying is I think you're riding the new guy pretty hard.'

Vampire collects bottles of blood from his doorstep.

'Even More Disciples'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

"While you were out, the staff whittled away your desk into a totem pole."

Monster Baseball

"That was definitely mine."

"Helen. I think the dog wants to go out."

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

A child and his dog

'Wait while I slip on something more comfortable.'