Spook Lover Pillows

"And now, a word from our official spooksperson."

'Don't you think it's about time you learned to walk through walls?'

Love at First Sight

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Chiller Theatre

Ghost School.

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Date Night

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Monster Baseball

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

Witches at a cauldron.

Young Stephen King

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

Bride of Frankenstein charges her phone

Haunted museum

"Forget it, Lenny. He's on the 'Do-not-Haunt' list."