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Where candy corn comes from...

"And now, a word from our official spooksperson."

'Don't you think it's about time you learned to walk through walls?'

Boo-bonic Plague

Love at First Sight

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

Ghost School.

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"Had more ghost-hunters 'round my place last night....scared the daylights outta me!"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Ghost puddle

Halloween Support Group

Date Night

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

'There's an imposter among us!'

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

Monster Baseball

Witches at a cauldron.

BIC TAYLOR MAKES A HORRIFIC DISCOVERY IN THE CHILLING CLIMAX TO 'PLANET OF THE PENCILS.'

Visual Gag: Dracula reading a Fang Shui book. The Vampires version of 'Feng' Shui

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

'Watch out for a very angry witch with a scythe.'

Young Stephen King

Witch Doctor

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.