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'If you don't believe in yourself, who will?'

'I'm here to read the meter.'

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

Hedgehog reading a horror book is about to get a scare from a popping balloon.

'Sorry I can't help, everything is up in the air.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Ghost School.

'The programme following this one is not suitable for children.'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Open House of Horrors

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Starvation Watching

Welcome Ghost.

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Horror Theater. Now Playing. Return of the Deficit.

Stephen King

"He did it!"

The Bride of Frankenstein

Ghosts from around the world

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

"You never know what will catch on!"

Janet Leigh

Reading room

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

Angular monster attempting to lure Norm into his maw with tongue shaped like a sexy woman.