Spook Seeker Mugs

'If you don't believe in yourself, who will?'

'I'm here to read the meter.'

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

Hedgehog reading a horror book is about to get a scare from a popping balloon.

'Sorry I can't help, everything is up in the air.'

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Ghost School.

'The programme following this one is not suitable for children.'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

Open House of Horrors

"May I recommend THIS property? It's ideal for first-time haunters..."

Welcome Ghost.

"I'm getting plasma, iron and platelets. RH positive!"

The spirit in the wall would go on and ond, but Alvin never let it bother him.

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

The Bride of Frankenstein

Janet Leigh

"You never know what will catch on!"

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

Reading room

"You know, my unearthly moans are a lot less terrifying when you're chomping a squeaky toy."

Two men converse secretively

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

Still Lives: 'I just need to think of one bright idea and I'll be made for life!'

Trick or treat surprise.

Angular monster attempting to lure Norm into his maw with tongue shaped like a sexy woman.

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

"Get ready."

"To verify you are the person who answered the phone, May I have your social security number and a major credit card."

'Go ahead and throw in the monkey wrench, Sims. The suspense is killing us.'