Scare Seeker Mugs

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"Jimmy has the scariest costume. He's a dentist!"

Horror Theater. Now Playing. Return of the Deficit.

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

'I invited some of my pals over to watch a scary movie.'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'How did Mary Lou like her first motorcycle ride?'

Stephen King

"Ghosts? I haven't seen a ghost here for 3000 years!"

"That scares the hell out of me...."

I love Horror Films

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Ghost School.

Dead Funny

Crab with a clown face.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Horror Stories.

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Scary stuff

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

New York Netherworld

Sweet surprise.

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

Open House of Horrors

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

WHACK!