Scare Seekers Mugs

Trick or treat surprise.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Dead Funny

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Ghost School.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Horror Stories.

Scary stuff

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Sweet surprise.

Open House of Horrors

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

WHACK!

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Welcome Ghost.

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Starvation Watching

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"He did it!"

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Stephen King