Danger Seekers Mugs

'It's Randy's fault, coach. There're two outs. Cases are loaded...'

His newly found confidence was short lived.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Dead Funny

"Eat me"

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

Starvation Watching

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

Horror Theater. Now Playing. Return of the Deficit.

"He did it!"

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

Stephen King

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

Reading room

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Janet Leigh

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes