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'It's Randy's fault, coach. There're two outs. Cases are loaded...'

His newly found confidence was short lived.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Dead Funny

"Eat me"

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

Memorable Travel Adventure: 'I was in Florida, and on a whim, decided to wrestle an alligator.'

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Sword Swallow is Bitten by a Mosquito.

'My horoscope says I'm due for a surprise today.'

Avalanche skiing is a RUSH!

'So the guidance suggests that if anyone threatens you, throw it them.'

Janet Leigh

Man putting his head in a lion's mouth

Reading room

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

Maybe next tiime you'll hand in the risk assessment on time