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Tragedy Strikes at the Linnaean Society Picnic

Carnivorous plant exhibition.

"Wave to him."

They say that animal behaviour can warn us about impending danger.

Knife-thrower.

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

'Thank God Out of Africa,'

The Great Maldini and his Venomous Snakes

Daily life inside a pinball machine.

"He's running with a tough crowd"

'How long has it been since you've had a tetanus shot?'

'Know what I'm thinking of this very minute? Shark fin soup!'

'Just putt the dang ball, already!'

'Are you certain that you want to go in there?'

Circus Workers

'Well, it looks like it fell right out of the sky. But no use letting them go to waste. Let's all grab as many as we can and finish the race.'

Pools for Fools.

"Real men don't shave, but, if you have to, don't be dainty about it."

Military sergeant coming up on a private juggling grenades

"Why am I always attracted to women with an unpredictable, dangerous energy crackling under the surface?"

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Dead Funny

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

"Look—you can't say we don't give them fair warning!"

Sweet surprise.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'