Suspense Seeker Mugs

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"To verify you are the person who answered the phone, May I have your social security number and a major credit card."

Suspense

'Oh-oh!... The tempo of the background music just changed.'

Awkward Murder Witness

'Here's your chance to shine at tomb stoning!'

'That shredded clothing looks suspicious, Randy. Let's report it to the clubhouse. ... But grab that freebie first.'

A man eats wearing a bib with another diner pictured on it.

'Just one more killing then I'll switch the light off.'

'Go ahead and throw in the monkey wrench, Sims. The suspense is killing us.'

'I wonder what kind of thriller I'll have written today...'

'Notice how the eyes appear to follow you around the room?'

Alfred Hitchcock

Yeti

Police Line Up.

"Excuse me, senora...can you help me?"

"...and the winner is.........."

"Now, wait! Let me finish this chapter! The suspense is killing me..."

Reading room

Another suspicious package. Probably the toaster he'd ordered - but for a few moments, he savored the suspense.

"But that's enough about me. Tell me, what do you do?"

'We find the defendant..............join us again in five minutes!'

Books.

Angular monster attempting to lure Norm into his maw with tongue shaped like a sexy woman.

'Oh, how moving, it's a woodland burial, Dennis.'

Illustration for 'Philip Fraser's Fate'.

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

Portrait of Alfred Hitchcock

"I just hope I'm not in trouble."

"Get ready."