Suspicion Seekers Mugs

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

At the Museum

Thinking Gears

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Paranormal A-Z...

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"I said slime."

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

The discovery of electricity...

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Eureka!

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Sweet surprise.

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

Sphinx Comes Alive