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'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

At the Museum

Thinking Gears

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

Paranormal A-Z...

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

"I said slime."

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

They don't feed the animals in here very well, do they!

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

“If I start pressing these, I’ll never ever ever get out of here.”

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Wilhelm Rontgen's first attempt at X-rays: shining a bright light through Madame Rontgen.

The discovery of electricity...

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

' Get ready to make a wish.'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

Sphinx Comes Alive

"Bet you five bucks they both fall for the old 'zebra egg'."

Eureka!

Cheating Death.

"Why does this curious plant of his always make me feel gigantic?"