Suspense Seeker Gifts

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"To verify you are the person who answered the phone, May I have your social security number and a major credit card."

"Hey fellas! I think I've just invented a new football game."

Suspense

'Oh-oh!... The tempo of the background music just changed.'

Awkward Murder Witness

'Here's your chance to shine at tomb stoning!'

'That shredded clothing looks suspicious, Randy. Let's report it to the clubhouse. ... But grab that freebie first.'

Wait a minute … This is too good to be true.

A man eats wearing a bib with another diner pictured on it.

'Just one more killing then I'll switch the light off.'

'Go ahead and throw in the monkey wrench, Sims. The suspense is killing us.'

'I wonder what kind of thriller I'll have written today...'

'Notice how the eyes appear to follow you around the room?'

Alfred Hitchcock

Yeti

Police Line Up.

Alfred Hitchcock

"Excuse me, senora...can you help me?"

"...and the winner is.........."

"Now, wait! Let me finish this chapter! The suspense is killing me..."

Reading room

Another suspicious package. Probably the toaster he'd ordered - but for a few moments, he savored the suspense.

"But that's enough about me. Tell me, what do you do?"

'We find the defendant..............join us again in five minutes!'

Books.

Angular monster attempting to lure Norm into his maw with tongue shaped like a sexy woman.

Alfred Hitchcock

"He did it!"

Starvation Watching

'Oh, how moving, it's a woodland burial, Dennis.'

Illustration for 'Philip Fraser's Fate'.

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"

I've decided to become a mystery writer. "Dark clouds filled the horizon as two young lovers walked along the shore. As if sensing something was about to happen, seabirds cautiously circled around the couple. Suddenly and without warning, the young man reached inside his jacket and pulled out a large bag of pretzels and began to feed the birds." I'm very proud of that opening. The story has just started and it's already filled with twists and terns.

Yes, the results of your blood test came back, Mr. Fusco. But they're for me to know, and you to find out. ! !