Suspense Seekers Gifts

Janet Leigh

'Well, Gee, that's not a suspicious comment.'

'You know, we've got to remove that trapdoor below the welcome mat someday.'

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Ghost School.

Paranormal A-Z...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"I said slime."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Cheating Death.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Sweet surprise.

Sphinx Comes Alive

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Open House of Horrors

WHACK!