Suspense Seekers Prints

Janet Leigh

'Well, Gee, that's not a suspicious comment.'

'You know, we've got to remove that trapdoor below the welcome mat someday.'

Guess how you keep a turkey in suspense...

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Paranormal A-Z...

Ghost School.

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"I said slime."

'Awesome mummy costume!' 'I'm a pirate! Some kids just TPed me...'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"For my next trick, I'll need a volunteer, a fake knife, and a mirrored box with a secret compartment."

Sweet surprise.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Sphinx Comes Alive

'You say 'boo' she wets herself.'

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Cheating Death.

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.