Surprise Seekers Gifts

Cow wash: 'You missed a spot.'

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

"Birthdays . . . are like farts. Sometimes. . . they're s**t."

Medical Exam

"Your mascara is running."

'She was a bargain and came with extras - SIX pups!'

A lift with a living room inside

The AdRams Family no.17 - Chatroom identities

'It must be a milkfish.'

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

Two women on a desert island wait excitedly for a man to arrive - but he's wearing a 'Gay Pride' T-shirt.

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

"That's what we look like naked??"

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Sweet surprise.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

WHACK!

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Secret sweetie drawer...

Starvation Watching

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

"He did it!"

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Tree Squirrel

Eureka