Surprise Seekers Mugs

'I bought him off the Internet. Don't be alarmed if there's a small charge on your credit card.'

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

"Birthdays . . . are like farts. Sometimes. . . they're s**t."

Medical Exam

'She was a bargain and came with extras - SIX pups!'

A lift with a living room inside

The AdRams Family no.17 - Chatroom identities

'It must be a milkfish.'

'He says he's an old friend from your childhood.'

Two women on a desert island wait excitedly for a man to arrive - but he's wearing a 'Gay Pride' T-shirt.

"Okay, I'm intrigued."

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'When you said this movie's about a fish out of water, I was expecting more of a light-hearted comedy.'

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

Sweet surprise.

WHACK!

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

Secret sweetie drawer...

Tree Squirrel

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Eureka

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'Get the net ready, Fred. I think I hooked a big one this time.'

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

Janet Leigh