Santa Surprise Seeker Gifts

'I just love Christmas!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Sweet surprise.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Gee, I never saw that coming."

WHACK!

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

Secret sweetie drawer...

"Since you had so much fun with the Home Equity Loan I gave you, this year's stocking will be filled with a shiny new Notice of Foreclosure."

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Your mascara is running."

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

Tree Squirrel

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'Get the net ready, Fred. I think I hooked a big one this time.'

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"Woah - random!"

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

Jack-in-the-time capsule.

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."

'Special Delivery!'

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

'Hold on to this ticket. Immediately after armageddon, there'll be a drawing for door prizes!'