Santa Surprise Seeker Pillows

'I just love Christmas!'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Sweet surprise.

WHACK!

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Secret sweetie drawer...

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Since you had so much fun with the Home Equity Loan I gave you, this year's stocking will be filled with a shiny new Notice of Foreclosure."

Tree Squirrel

'He hasn't responded to training - he still insists on taking Alec to his slippers....'

'Your test results are in, and you're FULL of surprises!'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'Get the net ready, Fred. I think I hooked a big one this time.'

"No way! You're a telemarketer?! This is so great – hold on, I want to get comfortable ... how did you get my number?"

"You were ho-ho-hoing in your sleep again!"

"Woah - random!"

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

Man finds a python in his breakfast egg

'It must be a milkfish.'

"Pssst....want three wishes to run up the flagpole?"

Jack-in-the-time capsule.

"Are you ready now for your "Bomb Surprise" dessert?"

"Prepare yourself for a shock. The birth records reveal you have a twin brother."