Santa Seeker Gifts

Santa Caught on the Roof-top

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Dad, I'm going to stay up all night and take a picture of Santa!"

Looking for me?

'I'm sorry Mr. Weasly, but I have no presents for your inner child.'

Christmas shopping.

On holiday.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'I blame global warming!'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

French wine

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Privates Beach"

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

Beach hats

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Sunbathing in the park

"We're here to experience pleasure."