Santa Seeker Prints

Santa Caught on the Roof-top

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

"Dad, I'm going to stay up all night and take a picture of Santa!"

Looking for me?

'I'm sorry Mr. Weasly, but I have no presents for your inner child.'

Christmas shopping.

On holiday.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Privates Beach"

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

French wine

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'I blame global warming!'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Beach hats

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Sunbathing in the park

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'