Scare Seeker Prints

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

"Jimmy has the scariest costume. He's a dentist!"

Human Flesh Eaters: A Romance Comedy.

'How did Mary Lou like her first motorcycle ride?'

"Ghosts? I haven't seen a ghost here for 3000 years!"

"That scares the hell out of me...."

I love Horror Films

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Ghost School.

Dead Funny

Crab with a clown face.

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Horror Stories.

Scary stuff

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Like lambs to the slaughter, my ass.

Open House of Horrors

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

New York Netherworld

Sweet surprise.

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

WHACK!

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Welcome Ghost.

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

"I thought you were getting me a dog?"

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."