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Reporter on a lead.

'That's better. ... OK, now you may ask your question.'

'No comment!'

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

Psst. Me? Yeah, you. Mort Park – radio journalist. I got a scoop for you. Oh really. First, I gotta know, are you one of those reporters who will go to jail rather than reveal a secret source? Oh, the intrigue is maddening! Can you get lattes in prison?

Reporters on train, ship, and plane disasters.

"Stop the press... we've got an exclusive press release."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Ghost School.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Some days, we all just feel like a little take-out lo mein.

Dolphin

The Huge-Underground Vat theory of why all wonton soup tastes exactly the same.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'Waiter, there's a drone in my soup.'

'This is not Hungarian stew.' 'We ran out of Hungarians.'

Missing sock

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

Virgil

"We're luckier than most people..."

'I've discovered that the rings around Saturn are composed of lost keys, socks and grocery lists.'

"I wish I could help you, but you're on the set of a hospital soap opera."

'Sorry I'm late'

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

Why One Sock is Always Missing

"If we weren't married this would be romantic."