Spoon Seeker T-Shirts

'When you've finished the washing up and you're certain you've cleaned absolutely everything... you'll always find another teaspoon.'

Soup of the month.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Ghost School.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

New Flavors at Where's the Scoop Ice Cream

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Towny Music Night.

"I'm getting too old for this..."

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

"Listen, the first pterodactyl of spring."

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

'Give Me All The Money In My Account'

"You've got termites."

'A Telegram, M'Lord.'

"I'm Walter Grimes and I approve this drink."

'Do you believe how easy it is to find corn on the internet?'

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

Valentine's Day

'Yeah, I'm a trife scorpio - what of it?'

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'

'Great putt. Lucky I hit the pin.'

Skiers rolling down slope in snow

Note: Remote control goes inside the soup spoon.