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Department of Disinformation Looms Over the Department of Information.

Ancient Racing

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Happy Hour

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Eat my dust!"

Bob's Driving School.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

It can be taken up at any age....

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Storm in a magic lamp.

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Papageno from the Magic Flute

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Emma's Unicorn

Moon

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Inkwell Genie.

Computer Controlled Car

For sale - Used only Once.

'It's getting harder to tell when the news stops and the spin begins.'

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Ski kicker.

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'