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"I told you not to polish the car too much."

Don't move, it's okay - I can see my reflection in your hair

On holiday.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

"Look Mommy, hat!"

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

"I didn't spark joy."

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Palms. When fully grown that species will provide some nice shade in your your yard. Fronds with benefits.

Pina Coladas

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Iliadette.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Privates Beach"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

French wine

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"Shake! Good Dog."

'I blame global warming!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Sunbathing in Autumn

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Taking it easy

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."