Sin-seeker T-Shirts

'Just cut to the good stuff, my child.'

"Soul searching? Yes, you could call it that."

On holiday.

Another long day down at the Bureau of Earthquake Prediction.

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

Pina Coladas

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Man Fishing: Pulling sign attached to hook from fish out of water: Gone Swimmin'

Iliadette.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Shake! Good Dog."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'I blame global warming!'

Hey, it's true, you really can hear the sea in these shells!

'With all the tanning lotion, sun block and moisturizers, we're more coated with batter than the onion rings!'

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

"Privates Beach"

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

French wine

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Sunbathing in Autumn

Taking it easy

it my imagination or is it getting warmer?"