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"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Eat my dust!"

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

If you're happy and you know it...

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

He likes to make work fun

Too much monkey business...

Pesky students.

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Dept. of the Treasury

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Children's Entertainer

"Call me!"

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Pirate dogs burying bones.

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

Elderly People

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Miriam keeps me young."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."