Tin Seeker Gifts

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Eat my dust!"

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

If you're happy and you know it...

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

He likes to make work fun

Too much monkey business...

Pesky students.

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

Dept. of the Treasury

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

Children's Entertainer

"Call me!"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

Pirate dogs burying bones.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Ready sweety? Here we go!'

Elderly People

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Miriam keeps me young."