Tiny Seeker Gifts

"I don't know my numbers yet, but I do know the alphabet. So when I get to 'J' I'll come looking for you."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Twenty-first century baby walker

"Eat my dust!"

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

School trip little porters.

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

'Outside with that!'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

Doom & Gloom

After months of writer's block, the great man's biographer finally decides how to end the book.

'Bitter.' 'Anything else?' 'Yea - twisted.'

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

'Short brown hair. Very cuddly, good in bed.'

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

Spider Preschool.

Department of Disinformation Looms Over the Department of Information.

'Is there a secret handshake or anything I should know?'

'I've always been a great fan of yours. I wrote all your books!'

Tourists

'I'm not going to use it for anything...I just want to see what it's like to be taller!'

"TO youthey're baby carrots, but to us wee folk, they're fully mature vegetables!"

Child chasing a �100 note which is dangling from a stick tied to his back

Fisherman with tiny catch

Face painting vs bottom painting

"You fool—I'm CIA, too!"

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

'This is a song about losing something you dearly love, searching for it everywhere and finally finding it only to lose it again. I call it 'Lookin' for my remote in all the wrong places'!'