Tiny Seeker Pillows

"I don't know my numbers yet, but I do know the alphabet. So when I get to 'J' I'll come looking for you."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Twenty-first century baby walker

"Eat my dust!"

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

School trip little porters.

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"We don't have to worry about being quiet until we're old enough to read that sign."

'Outside with that!'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

"Ed's not really into binge watching...he just can't find the remote."

'Do I use the slide or the merry-go-round? I haven't even touched the swings. I don't know. I DON'T KNOW.'

Doom & Gloom

After months of writer's block, the great man's biographer finally decides how to end the book.

'Bitter.' 'Anything else?' 'Yea - twisted.'

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

'Short brown hair. Very cuddly, good in bed.'

Department of Disinformation Looms Over the Department of Information.

'Is there a secret handshake or anything I should know?'

Tourists

"You fool—I'm CIA, too!"

Fisherman with tiny catch

Child chasing a �100 note which is dangling from a stick tied to his back

'I'm not going to use it for anything...I just want to see what it's like to be taller!'

'I've always been a great fan of yours. I wrote all your books!'

"TO youthey're baby carrots, but to us wee folk, they're fully mature vegetables!"

"My GPS says we’re not even close to the trail … and it’s blaming you."

Face painting vs bottom painting

Formula One kids road rage