Mini Tall Seekers Pillows

'I'm not going to use it for anything...I just want to see what it's like to be taller!'

Critisize your weight.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"When I grow up, I don�t know whether to be a stunt amn or a train driver"

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

Man on Stilts in a Market

'How many more times must I tell you to keep this door CLOSED, Hoskins?'

Get a life

"Are you willing to relocate?"

Stilts go to Bobo the Clown's head.

"No, I don't recycle."

"That's way out of my price range..."

"It's your mother calling."

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

'I'd be more amazed if I DIDN'T hear the ocean.'

Fisherman with tiny catch

"I don't know my numbers yet, but I do know the alphabet. So when I get to 'J' I'll come looking for you."

Child chasing a �100 note which is dangling from a stick tied to his back

"Four bedrooms, oceanfront property, and it's in our price range?! What's the catch?"

'I'm looking for a kingdom that is a fixer-upper.'

'I can't keep bringing this home for your mates to use as a slide.'

'You don't have anything in a smaller size do you?'

Formula One kids road rage

'Whaddya mean the scale keeps flashing tilt?'

'Drop the rock!'

"Whatever you do in there all day is fine with me, so long as it's not writing a memoir."

New, Improved Conch Shell.

A hermit crab moves home

'What? How can you say this game is bor-ring?!'

'I bought him a pair of elevator shoes for Christmas. Don't they make him look inches taller?'

This sun block lotion is so strong, it protects you from sun, lightning strikes, nuclear radiation, and will block cell phone transmissions at 50 feet!

"So, what are you folks looking for in a new car?"

Goldiepaws: Are you going to come out and play?