Twin Seeker Pillows

Cloning Research.

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

'You know too much,'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

"Eat my dust!"

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

It was my story. A murder mystery. A who-done-it-and-got-away-with-it-until-he-wrote-about-it.

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Speed Dating.

"Well, I finally figured out why we were going to the vet so often for check ups! He finally plucked up the courage to ask her out!"

New York Netherworld

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Cheerleaders

'It's Dick Cheney's biography.'

Crime in bookshop

"Do you have a boyfriend?"

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

The Wishing Well

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

Dept. of the Treasury

Pirate dogs burying bones.

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

Horny Nanny Seeks Lonely Goat Herd.

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.