Spin Seeker Pillows

Department of Disinformation Looms Over the Department of Information.

Ancient Racing

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Happy Hour

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"Eat my dust!"

Bob's Driving School.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"I said to get a Tomcat, not a wombat!"

Man commiting suicide finds the treasure at the bottom of the sea.

Storm in a magic lamp.

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

It can be taken up at any age....

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

Papageno from the Magic Flute

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Inkwell Genie.

Moon

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

' I hit two good balls today - when I stepped on that rake.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Emma's Unicorn

Computer Controlled Car

For sale - Used only Once.

"...Look for frogs, ... Make potions, ... Scare the baby."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

Ski kicker.

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"I told you not to polish the car too much."

'It's getting harder to tell when the news stops and the spin begins.'

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'