Snap Seeker Pillows

Murder photographs.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

Ancient Racing

'He lives for his holidays.'

The one that got away

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Happy Hour

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Bob's Driving School.

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

If you're happy and you know it...

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Segregated Beach

Too much monkey business...

He likes to make work fun