Snap Seeker Pillows

Murder photographs.

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"I'm going to talk about the summer before last, it was much more fun."

'He lives for his holidays.'

Ancient Racing

The one that got away

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

"Thank god I bought my layers."

Harry Potter learns some 'new tricks' on his first day enrolled in a public school.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

Vending machine: NO stress, only 50 cents.

Happy Hour

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"I want some long, thin square ones - for chips..."

Honest Vending

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Bob's Driving School.

"Let's break the record for non-stop deranged barking."

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar

If you're happy and you know it...

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

The search for Bigfoot continues for a group of women who know that if his feet are THAT big...

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

He likes to make work fun

Segregated Beach

New York Netherworld

Pesky students.

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"