Shot Seeker Pillows

Return Of The Flu.

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Ghost School.

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

Buoyed by his past success, William Tell sought even greater challenges,

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Tic-tac-toe

Man runs scared from ringing graveyard bell.

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Bob liked a challenge, and the shipwreck gave him something to get his teeth into.

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

New Curriculum Timetable - All in Cantonese.

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

'Knock it off, Gus! This is tough enough without your yodeling!'

"Excuse me, do you folks believe in ghosts?"

"But, for ten million bucks, would you lick it?"

'Repossessed? No, I said it was possessed.'

Two men in war bonnets sit in front of a giant skull

The real reason the Christmas Truce didn't last.

"Are you willing to relocate?"

Control in the workplace.

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

Cuba Holidays

'I was looking for a little stronger mission statement than that.'