Hit Seeker Pillows

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'And that was that song again...you know, the one we've played like 12 times today already...sigh.'

Overjumpers

Ancient Racing

The one that got away

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

Bob's Driving School.

Wouldn't it be cool if we could live in the Middle Ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords. We could hang out in taverns and drink ale, maybe earn enough coin to hire a hero … Then we could go on a quest. Maybe slay some golems. I think it's a real sign of intellectual maturity that we haven't even mentioned maidens yet. Real Middle-Ages maidens would eat you for breakfast.

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

Middle-aged guy spots an available convertible. The mating ritual begins.

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

'Now will you pull over and ask for directions?'

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

'I don't like to brag, but I'm the guy who coined the phrase, 'Honey, I'm Home'.'

"An enormous amount of advanced engineering has gone into our latest models. That's not to say, of course, that an enormous amount of advanced engineering hasn't always gone into all our models."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Computer Controlled Car

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Punch Drunk

Airport

"Looks like someone found a warm spot."

"Brat"

'I used to have a regular restaurant, but it kept burning down.'

Graph to find your IQ

Your resume is only 8 words long! You're hired!

"Sure. I know of a haystack on the edge of town where you'll be safe until the heat dies down."

'He's on a high carbohydrate diet,'

'Though we understand your feelings towards your automobile, we aren't able to approve your application to marry it.'

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

Cow outboard engine

'You've got to admit, Harvey, the barbecue sauce is REALLY hot down here!'