Squad Goal Seekers Pillows

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

The Salesman

"Listen Herb, once you become the boss and decide who gets a raise, then you can have a raise."

Mohamed Salah

"My wife has always encouraged me... ...to quit this stupid dream and get a real job." ... "You have a wife?"

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

'Bring me some more power.'

"'Start a company, make money.' Your business plan may be missing a few steps in the middle."

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

Men can show their emotions!

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I'm looking for a job that satisfies my lust for power.'

"I'm running away to join the W.N.B.A."

"No, no - I'm just looking for a balance of power that corrupts in moderation."

Glass Ceiling

"We have a goal wrapped in a plan, and served on a bed of success."

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

Professional football.

Robot about to eat a battery

"I could have gotten to the top . . . but I wasted all my time in the park."

Megan Anna Rapinoe

Fan-Centric Stadium

"Sure, you could make a good living in private industry, but believe me, you wouldn't be running any kingdoms."

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

"And how long till they start saying the 'Great' after my name."

Success

Arch of Triumph Save

Missing sock

Truthfully, I'm just a frustrated insurance agent …

Bucket List

"It's summer and kids need an outlet...an electrical outlet!"

'When I reach the top, Henderson, I won't forget all the little people I climbed over to get there.'

Super Bowl 2012: The NFL finds a way to appease displaced ticket holders.