Spot Seeker Pillows

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

Ghost School.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

French wine

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Privates Beach"

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'I blame global warming!'

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Sunbathing in the park

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Beach hats

"We're here to experience pleasure."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Beer Parasol.