Spot Seeker Gifts

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

On holiday.

'Why couldn't you just give him a bucket and shovel?'

Winter Coat Check at a Tropical Destination's Airport

Bad fake tan day.

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Ghost School.

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

"Privates Beach"

French wine

"She wanted to go to the beach. I wanted to golf."

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

I took a vacation to forget everything and I forgot my luggage.

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'I blame global warming!'

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

Beach hats

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"We're here to experience pleasure."

Sunbathing in the park

I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Easter Island Shades...

"I'm sorry- I can barely hear you with this goddam ocean behind me."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'