Spotlight Seeker Gifts

Are we still talking about ME?

"Well of course we don't all freeze up in the spotlight."

"OK darling think gracious ... you don't care that you didn't win ...it's beneath you ... and keep clapping ..."

"Oh, oh! I see cameras! They're here for me. Photo op time! Out of my way, fools!"

'It looks like your fifteen minutes of fame is about over.'

'Don't try and act cool by saying it's the blood of the undead, we both know it's acne.'

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

I'm a nonentity - resurrect my career

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

Like moths attracted to light...

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

'I don't want to thank anybody, apart from myself for being such a massive talent who cheated and clawed my way to the top. Thank you but you took your time.'

Follow Me!

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

'I'm a star!'

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

"Thank you for coming into the studio tonight, your story is truly a fascinating one, however I've decided our time would be better spent reviewing my meteoric rise to celebrity status within this television network."

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ends abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

A woman bows to the crowd

"Relax. You're a famous author - no one expects you to talk about anything other than yourself."

"Nothing showy, but we would like to be publicized."

"Hue More Church Candlelight mass 7:00pm - 8:00pm"

Courage. Love.

Hospital Departments

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"All the celebrities come here."

'Have you tried removing the blindfold?'

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

'It's Blurred.'

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

Before and After Thomas Edison

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"