Spotlight Enthusiast Gifts

It was the harshest job interviews Peter had ever attended...

"It's not face paint. I'm transitioning into a snow leopard."

"Do you think that will count as our 'Fifteen minutes of fame'?"

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

Hospital Departments

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

'I'm a star!'

The Desert Island Package

'Now watch our sales increase.'

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

Musical Eye Test

"Office of quality assurance"

"For my next trick, I'll require an audience."

"No, it hasn't anything to do with my presentation. But wait until you see how I hold everyone's attention with it sitting next to me at the podium."

'Just checking that I've turned off the lights, dear!'

'Look a huge bird!'

You need a new reading light

"Look at me, everyone! I'm amazing!"

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

Museum of Art and Science. Monet. "Claude Monet, the father of impressionism, was a master of light. He sometimes painted in series, showing the passage of time with evolving sunlight and shadows." Einstein. "Albert Einstein won a Nobel Prize in Physics for his work in the dual nature of light, behaving like both a wave and a particle, and how this duality explains the photoelectric effect." I love that! Even though Einstein and Monet both worked with light, the only thing their work has

'Take a picture...it'll last longer.'

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

'So anyways, I got a great deal on a candle factory from this total sucker and,,, hey, watcha reading'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

A woman bows to the crowd

Illuminating agricultural production

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

Idea/Theory

"Well of course we don't all freeze up in the spotlight."

Ah-Choo!

"There's nothing much happening tonight... so I'm going to just talk about myself!"