Spot Enthusiast Gifts

Ah-Choo!

'What would you say about me having my spots enlarged?'

Moon

Angler sees sign that says 'Good Spot'. He says, 'This looks like a good spot.'

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"Office of quality assurance"

'Now watch our sales increase.'

Caution to People About to Be Photographed on the Sands at the Seaside.

"Have you heard something that the rest of us don't know about?"

'It may be just a dog turd too you - but to Professor Brian Cox and me it's a little piece of stardust.' (Based on the fact that Professor Cox is fond of stating that most of the atoms that make up living things was created inside stars)

Optician: 'I can't seem to switch off.'

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

I believe there is something wrong with Tommy: He has perfect eyesight...

Header: Franchising of Optometry Caption: 'With every new pair of glasses you get a cheap plastic toy of a character from the latest kids movie'

'I just upgraded to high definition thoughts but there's still nothin' on ...'

A star called Gliese 710 is about to pass through our solar system and head straight for earth! Well … by "about to," I mean in about 1.35 million years. And by "through our solar system," I mean through our oort cloud. And by "head straight for earth" I mean it'll pass us by about 13,000 times the distance between the sun and the earth. Is a crowd gathering around me? No. I told you, click-bait headlines only work on the internet.

"You're going to love the 360 degree views with this one."

"Give me insights on marketing to your age demographic...and I'll give you a bright shiny penny."

The universe doesn't really care if we're "having fun." And neither does Bob.

"It took all day, but we finally got there."

"E"

'Fenster, this memo accurately describes the human condition...but our job is to generate profits, not insights.'

'Which one's Ringo?'

'No you can't take a copy home to prepare for your eye exam next week'

'No thanks, just squinting.'

"He was right, the Sky was falling."

"P.A.Y.F.O.R.Y.O.U.R.G.L.A.S.S.E.S."

'It's an early warning system, it picks up my wife.'

Google Earth...

'All the stars are coming out tonight.'

"Now, for your glasses, read the bottom line."

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

It was the harshest job interviews Peter had ever attended...

Malcolm realised he might need glasses when he realised his adjustable reading poles couldn't be extended any further.

"And this is the new spy satellite we're building to spy of the spy satellite spying on our spy satellite."