Scenic Spot Enthusiast Gifts

"Of course, there'll be no fracking in areas of outstanding natural beauty - like Chipping Norton."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"Here's to East, West, South and Bridgehampton, and all the little Hamptons in between."

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

She. 'Isn't it a pretty view?' Susceptible Youth. 'Awfully pretty, by Jove!'

"Well, now we've seen it."

Hotel Room

'You've haed the eye exam. Now buy the t-shirt!'

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

Ah-Choo!

'So when do I get to see one of those scenic geysers you've been raving about?'

'What would you say about me having my spots enlarged?'

'Yes Dad, it's a wonderful view, but do you need to point it out every single day?'

'Sure, we host weddings, anniversaries and bar mitzvahs. On occasion, we even sell some wine.'

'Denson, I want this view moving so that we can see it from the West wing.'

'We wanted to see the world while it's still in focus.'

"Can you see that beautiful patch of color just to the left of Gulf Island Pond, with all those marvelous loons? That’s where we passed a sports bar."

'And to your left is Big Ben, and across the river you can see The London Eye'

"Did I mention the view?"

Stuck in the stile.

'Ok - Who's farted?'

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Scenic Route.

'It's a shame it's such a clear day. When it's cloudy you can't see a thing from up here.'

Soon to be a major nuclear facility.

"Say it’s beautiful!"

"At last, a nice peaceful place to picnic."

Beauty Spot for Middle Aged Men

"You and your scenic routes!"

'So Margaret, how would you like to go into town, via the Golden Gate Bridge or the Grand Canyon?'

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'House for sale, lifestyle inlcuded.'

"We'll discuss it when we get home," she said. So he took the scenic route.